Like any living thing, The Horse primarily requires food and water to live. Therefore, my two priorities (other than exercise) when tending to The Horse are food and water.
On one occasion I had just finished thoroughly scrubbing his water bucket; ensuring the water I put in it was as close as possible to crystal clear, fresh, sparkling water. I was pleased with myself. The stable was clean and tidy, his water fresh for drinking, The Horse was tuckered out from his work out.
And then he pooped.
Directly
into
the
bucket
of
WATER!
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! I’MGONNADIE!” The Horse shot across his stable, nearly bucking at the cold water that had splashed up his legs.
“Horse, what have you done?!” I wanted to be angry, but it was too funny and I burst out laughing.
“WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? Something attacked me!”
I laughed harder. I started crying I was laughing so hard.
“Was it this? Why is the water moving? *Sniff* Ew! That’s disgusting, I can’t drink that.”
My stomach was starting to hurt. I couldn’t stop laughing.
The Horse looked me in eye “Human, there is a poop in my water.”
Still laughing at The ridiculous Horse I once more got him clean water.
Stupid Horse.